It's amazing how long I managed to fool most Sarawakians for so long, depriving them of real development while ripping off the State's resources and having them still grateful to me.
My Favourite Currency
But I prefer it in denominations of $100 & $1000, preferably in tens & hundreds of millions, billions even better. Lots of it from the forests of Sarawak which are all under my control and all in my overseas bank accounts.
I am the Government of Sarawak. All the rest are nobodies, none dare to oppose me. I am the Supreme Corruptor and Oppressor of Sarawak and its people, aka Mahalanun.